The most crap story ever written!
(3:14 AM) Qai: Once upon a Muhammadiyah
(3:14 AM) mnhishams: there was a
(3:15 AM) All the words I: innocent young lady
(3:15 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: who went to
(3:15 AM) Qai: Kenny Rogers Roasters
(3:16 AM) mnhishams: and had a
(3:16 AM) All the words I: spicy turkey meal
(3:17 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: plus a delicious
(3:17 AM) Qai: old boot
(3:17 AM) mnhishams: She said that
(3:17 AM) All the words I: the turkey tasted
(3:18 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: so sweet that
(3:18 AM) Qai: she somersult into
(3:18 AM) mnhishams: the restaurant manager
(3:18 AM) All the words I: who turned out
(3:19 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: to be a
(3:19 AM) Qai: makcik kau-nye laki
(3:19 AM) mnhishams: whos not really
(3:19 AM) All the words I: ugly but cute
(3:20 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: and also
(3:20 AM) Qai: a little stupid
(3:20 AM) mnhishams: cos he's gay
(3:21 AM) All the words I: She said sorry
(3:21 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: after she beat
(3:22 AM) Qai: the hell out
(3:22 AM) mnhishams: of de fag
(3:22 AM) All the words I: who is cute
(3:23 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: and also
(3:23 AM) Qai: a transversetite.
(3:23 AM) mnhishams: he took it
(3:23 AM) All the words I: as a compliment
(3:24 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: so that he
(3:24 AM) Qai: could dance at
(3:25 AM) mnhishams: the esplanade theatre
(3:25 AM) All the words I: by the bay
(3:26 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: watching the stars
(3:26 AM) Qai: with the girl.
(3:26 AM) mnhishams: Who's very pretty
(3:27 AM) All the words I: elegent and modest
(3:27 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: but also
(3:28 AM) Qai: had a Magnum Sniper Rifle.
(3:28 AM) mnhishams: she wanted to play CS
(3:29 AM) All the words I: as terrorist
(3:29 AM) All the words I: *as terrorist and
(3:29 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: a heroine
(3:31 AM) Qai: who abused methamphetamine and ecstasy.
(3:31 AM) mnhishams: she lived in the ghettos
(3:32 AM) All the words I: screaming out for love
(3:32 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: her ex boyfriend
(3:33 AM) Qai: But, the restaurant manager kicked
(3:33 AM) mnhishams: the hell out of her
(3:34 AM) All the words I: but she eventually kill him
(3:34 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: after much consideration
(3:35 AM) Qai: she detonated a nuclear bomb
(3:35 AM) mnhishams: which she got from saddam
(3:35 AM) All the words I: in the sahara desert
(3:36 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: killing george bush along
(3:37 AM) Qai: with Zinedine Zidane and Tiger Woods.
(3:37 AM) mnhishams: and then came barack obama
(3:38 AM) All the words I: which she couldt care less
(3:38 AM) All the words I: *whom
(3:39 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: who tried to woo her
(3:39 AM) Qai: but she fell for Osama.
(3:40 AM) mnhishams: who tried to kill her
(3:41 AM) All the words I: before cutting her body up
(3:42 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: osama then went to jupiter
(3:42 AM) Qai: andlived happily ever after .
(3:43 AM) mnhishams: they had a happy family
(3:14 AM) Qai: Once upon a Muhammadiyah
(3:14 AM) mnhishams: there was a
(3:15 AM) All the words I: innocent young lady
(3:15 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: who went to
(3:15 AM) Qai: Kenny Rogers Roasters
(3:16 AM) mnhishams: and had a
(3:16 AM) All the words I: spicy turkey meal
(3:17 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: plus a delicious
(3:17 AM) Qai: old boot
(3:17 AM) mnhishams: She said that
(3:17 AM) All the words I: the turkey tasted
(3:18 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: so sweet that
(3:18 AM) Qai: she somersult into
(3:18 AM) mnhishams: the restaurant manager
(3:18 AM) All the words I: who turned out
(3:19 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: to be a
(3:19 AM) Qai: makcik kau-nye laki
(3:19 AM) mnhishams: whos not really
(3:19 AM) All the words I: ugly but cute
(3:20 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: and also
(3:20 AM) Qai: a little stupid
(3:20 AM) mnhishams: cos he's gay
(3:21 AM) All the words I: She said sorry
(3:21 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: after she beat
(3:22 AM) Qai: the hell out
(3:22 AM) mnhishams: of de fag
(3:22 AM) All the words I: who is cute
(3:23 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: and also
(3:23 AM) Qai: a transversetite.
(3:23 AM) mnhishams: he took it
(3:23 AM) All the words I: as a compliment
(3:24 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: so that he
(3:24 AM) Qai: could dance at
(3:25 AM) mnhishams: the esplanade theatre
(3:25 AM) All the words I: by the bay
(3:26 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: watching the stars
(3:26 AM) Qai: with the girl.
(3:26 AM) mnhishams: Who's very pretty
(3:27 AM) All the words I: elegent and modest
(3:27 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: but also
(3:28 AM) Qai: had a Magnum Sniper Rifle.
(3:28 AM) mnhishams: she wanted to play CS
(3:29 AM) All the words I: as terrorist
(3:29 AM) All the words I: *as terrorist and
(3:29 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: a heroine
(3:31 AM) Qai: who abused methamphetamine and ecstasy.
(3:31 AM) mnhishams: she lived in the ghettos
(3:32 AM) All the words I: screaming out for love
(3:32 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: her ex boyfriend
(3:33 AM) Qai: But, the restaurant manager kicked
(3:33 AM) mnhishams: the hell out of her
(3:34 AM) All the words I: but she eventually kill him
(3:34 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: after much consideration
(3:35 AM) Qai: she detonated a nuclear bomb
(3:35 AM) mnhishams: which she got from saddam
(3:35 AM) All the words I: in the sahara desert
(3:36 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: killing george bush along
(3:37 AM) Qai: with Zinedine Zidane and Tiger Woods.
(3:37 AM) mnhishams: and then came barack obama
(3:38 AM) All the words I: which she couldt care less
(3:38 AM) All the words I: *whom
(3:39 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: who tried to woo her
(3:39 AM) Qai: but she fell for Osama.
(3:40 AM) mnhishams: who tried to kill her
(3:41 AM) All the words I: before cutting her body up
(3:42 AM) Sakerhets Tandst: osama then went to jupiter
(3:42 AM) Qai: andlived happily ever after .
(3:43 AM) mnhishams: they had a happy family