(1:16 AM) wak dol: One day during Hari Raya
(1:17 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: after going for Raya prayers
(1:17 AM) amakong: shar rukhan went to
(1:18 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: his house
(1:18 AM) Qai: to use the toilet
(1:18 AM) wak dol: due to overdose of ketupat
(1:19 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: with very very spicy sambal
(1:19 AM) amakong: which kajol gave
(1:19 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: to his grandparents
(1:20 AM) Qai: grave
(1:21 AM) wak dol: instead of flowers and water
(1:21 AM) amakong: he poured oil for thaipusam
(1:22 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and also he drink the oil
(1:23 AM) Qai: with lots of ice
(1:23 AM) wak dol: to freeze their gods
(1:24 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: and also as an offering
(1:25 AM) amakong: he gave them an apple
(1:25 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and a cat
(1:25 AM) Qai: and a broomstick
(1:26 AM) wak dol: for harry potter to pray
(1:27 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: after he graduate from hogward
(1:27 AM) amakong: taking voldemort wif him along
(1:28 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and also his scar
(1:29 AM) Qai: which he received from Mahathir
(1:29 AM) wak dol: Harry then replaced Badawi
(1:29 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: he he he he he
(1:31 AM) amakong: to take over the world
(1:32 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and also the galaxy
(1:33 AM) Qai: But one day
(1:33 AM) wak dol: Harry Potter bought an iPod
(1:33 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: ha ha ha ha ha
(1:34 AM) amakong: which can see the past
(1:34 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and use a spell
(1:35 AM) Qai: to kill himself
(1:35 AM) wak dol: so that he could be
(1:36 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: resurrected from the dead again
(1:36 AM) amakong: but now, after he realise
(1:37 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: that his soul is
(1:38 AM) Qai: lost forever in hell
(1:38 AM) wak dol: But Harry found hell's map
(1:39 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: using it to walk ard
(1:40 AM) amakong: the satan's secret hideout
(1:40 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: he call wak dol
(1:41 AM) Qai: and destroys the whole universe
(1:41 AM) wak dol: but dzar comes to save
(1:42 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: with his medic pack
(1:42 AM) amakong: and his girlfriend
(1:44 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and fly away
(1:44 AM) Qai: while instantly killing everything
(1:45 AM) wak dol: But, someone is still alive
(1:45 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: and then along came adi*
(1:46 AM) amakong: who is also called 'BATMAN'
(1:47 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: while showing his muscle
(1:47 AM) Qai: he cramped himself to death
(1:47 AM) wak dol: Five years later,
(1:48 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: along wisteria lane
(1:49 AM) amakong: lived a girl name naqiah
(1:49 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: she was running
(1:50 AM) Qai: & tripped over a nuke
(1:51 AM) wak dol: which caused a nuclear explosion
(1:51 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: lynette, edie, gaby, susan, bree
(1:51 AM) amakong: were the only ones survived
(1:52 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and they burn
(1:52 AM) Qai: until nothing was left
(1:54 AM) wak dol: along came a man named
(1:54 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: carlos, victor, mark, orson, andrew
(1:54 AM) amakong: he has 5 different names
(1:55 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: with 5 different bodies
(1:55 AM) Qai: which fused into an atom
(1:55 AM) wak dol: and destroyed earth once again
(1:56 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: and then one by one
(1:56 AM) amakong: carlos, victor, mark, orson, andrew
(1:56 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: become angels
(1:57 AM) Qai: that lived happily ever after.
(1:58 AM) wak dol: They develop Earth back
(1:58 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: it was nicer than before
(1:59 AM) amakong: wif trees,flowers and mountains
(1:59 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and dinosaur
(2:00 AM) Qai: which crashed into the sun
(2:00 AM) wak dol: but there was hope
(2:01 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: and with that
(2:02 AM) amakong: the came up a plan
(2:02 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: to call it AMAKONG!
(2:02 AM) Qai: That destroyed the hope
(2:03 AM) wak dol: Along came Mojo Jojo
(2:03 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: and also dexter and deedee
(2:04 AM) amakong: not to forget johnny bravo
(2:04 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: with his flexed muscle
(2:05 AM) Qai: died in a mass suicide.
(2:07 AM) wak dol: Now they lived in heaven
(2:07 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: and also came back to life
(2:08 AM) amakong: they explored the wonders there
(2:08 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and find some toys
(2:09 AM) Qai: and moved to hell.
(2:10 AM) wak dol: Where they meet WakDol again
(2:10 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: where they had a party
(2:10 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and drink beer
(2:12 AM) Qai: until the next millenium.
(2:13 AM) wak dol: Where humans could fly
(2:13 AM) mnhishams mnhs s: and many other things too
(2:14 AM) amakong: including breathing neon gas
(2:14 AM) =+[N A F I Z]+: and also carbon dioxide
(2:14 AM) Qai: which poisoned their system.
(2:15 AM) wak dol: that made life extinct forever